Monday, February 14, 2011

Review: Barrymore starring Christopher Plummer

Christopher Plummer is the pinnacle of Canadian acting. Forget Hayden Christiansen as Anakin Skywalker or Kristen Kreuk as Lana Lang, Captain Georg Von Trapp is far more widely recognized on a global scale, no matter how many people love Star Wars and Smallville. In spite of the fact that this role was one he disliked, it was one that caused the entire world to know his name...and probably attributed to the number of people that came to see him in William Luce’s Barrymore at the Elgin and Winter Garden Theatre in downtown Toronto. 

Barrymore is a two-man show, with one man, Frank, off-stage at all times. We only hear his voice. But the face of the whole performance is centered on the man playing the late John Barrymore (who was, indeed, grandfather to current actress, Drew Barrymore - it really is a "family business"...seriously, if my family's business had been in acting or show-biz, I think I might have had a less-sheltered upbringing...). Since I was so far from the stage, the features were not quite as distinct as I would have liked, but that didn't deter me from making out the austere, yet cheerful face of the charismatic Christopher Plummer. 

Dressed in a black and white suit, he paced around the stage, regaling the audience and Frank (the unseen stage manager) with stories of his life while trying to rehearse for a production of Shakespeare’s Richard III. There’s quite a bit of vulgar language used, which is not something that people might expect when they realize that it’s Captain Von Trapp uttering them. People sometimes forget that such an iconic figure in our childhoods is actually an actor, and must become the roles given to him. In this case, John Barrymore, who was a raging alcoholic. Plummer kept pouring himself drinks and asking for more alcohol, something that reminded me of the parties we sometimes (read: A LOT of times) have on campus, complete with a profusion of vulgar words and the enjoyment at using them.

As Plummer traveled around the slightly “decaying” (seen through the broken piece of backdrop on stage right and a rack of faded costumes in centre stage) stage during the first act, he used dramatic lines from Richard III and other Shakespearean plays such as Hamlet and juxtaposed them with blunt comments and impeccable timing to create comedy that surprised and delighted the audience.

Stories about John Barrymore’s father, siblings and grandmother flow eloquently, taking us back to the late 19th century, when silent films were being made. John, or “Jackie”, was part of the generation of film actors that were featured in both silent films and the first motion pictures that included sound. His father was apparently an alcoholic himself, because Plummer quoted “Staggering is a sign of strength, Jackie. Only the weak have to be carried home.” Every time Plummer delivered those well-timed one-liners, I expected a cymbal crash straight afterwards – he proved himself to be a comedian of the ranks of Colin Mochrie, Stephen Fry and Chris Rock.

Indeed, he even discussed similar topics of those comedians – childhood and life with his family, marriage (or in his case, his four marriages that all ended in divorce) and his work as an actor. When discussing his marriages, Barrymore forgot the names of one of his wives and got their circumstances confused regarding how and why he met, married and divorced them. He also states that because of them, there will not be a 5th Mrs Barrymore – “I’d rather set fire to myself,” Barrymore quipped wryly to our amusement. Then, after expounding on his divorces, he stated, “I don’t have to tell you that divorces cost more than marriages,” At this, we chuckled appreciatively…and burst into full belly-laughs and applause when he roared, “BUT GODDAMN, THEY’RE WORTH IT!”

We got a chance to hear Christopher Plummer’s lovely singing voice as he trilled through various songs that were popular in his lifetime. (Why yes, I did flash back to The Sound of Music!) As he leaps around the stage, singing and dancing and laughing, we see that Plummer’s aging frame belies the youthful energy he still has…at least, until Barrymore winds down and curls up in his chair, looking tired. After a few more exchanges with Frank, Plummer was talking about Barrymore’s life as a theatre performer. When Barrymore mentioned “The Dowager Story,” Frank objected to it with his then-familiar tone of long-suffering. I didn’t understand why, after hearing it -: A woman of noble birth asked Barrymore if he believed that Ophelia and Hamlet had had sexual relations. Barrymore answered, “No, I don’t. I believe that Hamlet had fellatio with Horatio.” I burst into laughter once again.

And this was just the first act! Between his sarcastic remarks about his lines and forgetting his lines, puns about how frank “Frank” is and testing Frank’s saint-like (in my opinion) patience, the only time we can really stop laughing and smiling is during the intermission. After Barrymore returned to talking about marriage and remarked, “Wagner had the decency to write his wedding march in the tempo of a dirge,” (something I’m in agreement with, being bitterly single on this Single’s Awareness Day, not that that’s really any change from normal) Frank finally snapped and announced that he was leaving. Barrymore was furious and screams out curses and insults after Frank, but then grew sad and fearful – Frank was the only one who would work with him and his tempestuous nature. Desperation was etched on Plummer’s face – even as far as I was from the stage, his expression and posture radiated that horrible feeling of emptiness and hopelessness.

Frank returned to a man recovering from a mental breakdown (as evidenced from his rage, and his quoting of several Shakespearean passages) trying to control his emotions. He did, and discarded his costume, talking about how he related to Richard III and Hamlet as old friends of his, since he was so used to playing them. But when he dropped the costume and began dressing in his street clothes again, he commented, “I’m free from you now.” It is evident that Barrymore had been so caught up in the hubris of his characters when he had become them, that it influenced his own life as John Barrymore. When Barrymore insisted (against Frank's protests) that they shut the lights and go home, Frank asked, “Sir? Do you want some apples?” “Oh, no apples for me, thank you, Frank.” I was confused for a split second, since the motif of apples is common enough in Snow White and the Bible, but not in Shakespeare, so what did it have to do with Barrymore? This became evident when Barrymore ended on his best one-liner yet, “If Eve had offered Adam a daiquiri instead of an apple, we’d still be in paradise!”

As you might imagine, Plummer got a standing ovation. Not because of who he was, but because for those 90 minutes, John Barrymore was back from the dead. John Barrymore had made us forget about Christopher Plummer and regaled us about the true nature of his life, and of his “wonderful power” that Barrymore’s grandmother claimed he had so that he would not be afraid of the dark as a child. In adulthood, this wonderful power supposedly saved Barrymore from the darkness of stagnation, as his massive ego seemed to tell him, but by the end of the play, we see that this is not the case. He did have a wonderful power that entertained people on a global scale, but it did not save himself from the vice of alcoholism and his own unfortunately over-sized ego.

Christopher Plummer promised, and delivered, a wonderful performance to the audience. Whether Plummer plays the impassioned storyteller or the vibrant King Richard or even the staggering drunk, all of which encapsulate the late John Barrymore, it was easy for me to be drawn into the performance and believe that I really was in the presence of such a legend. As it turns out, we all were – no less legendary and sharing more similarities with John Barrymore than he’d probably admit.

That's all. Thanks for listening.

Friday, February 11, 2011

Twilight or What You Will

I gotta start writing in here more often, considering I have so many thoughts in my head...


I only had one class today...and we've started looking at the theme of vampires and why they've had such a huge impact on society from the Romantic Period until today. Which, of course, means reading Bram Stoker's Dracula...and watching one of the Twilight movies to compare the representations of vampires. Well, let's see - one is about the immigration of Eastern Europeans to England, the breaking free of the constraints of the conservative British society and the Romantic theme of travel and tasting the new and/or forbidden whilst the other takes from Mormon principles and yet seems to condone pedophilia, bestiality, teen pregnancy and that women have to be dependent on their men to survive or else life is not worth living. 


Gee, how can you pick Dracula over Twilight in that case?


Maybe it's just the fact that I'm a die-hard Harry Potter fan, but I'm not really feeling this whole, "Let's explore Twilight" movement. Maybe it's what I mentioned above, or the fact that Stephanie Meyers merely wrote bad fanfiction, complete with Mary-Sue, to look like a trashy Harlequin romance novel and underage girls and moms in their 40's adore it. "Are you Team Edward or Team Jacob?" younger friends would ask me. Team STFU, I'd think to myself in annoyance, but I'd say, "Team Buffy/Remus/Harry," depending on my mood. Thank God for a friend of mine who owns an "And then Buffy staked Edward" t-shirt. Makes me glad to know her. 


I don't see the appeal in a 117-year-old vampire who looks 17 forever and even though he says that he won't be able to resist the urge to feed off you if you touch him and yet watches you while you sleep. Personally, that's my Nightmare Fuel right there. Creepy pale guy watching me while I sleep? It's one thing if it's your boyfriend/partner/husband and he's in bed with you, but Edward just...no. In Robert Pattinson's defence, he despises his role. So does Kristin Stewart. They've made it pretty clear that they are only sticking with Twilight for the money, which I can't fault them for. It made Stewart the highest-paid actress of her age. To their credit, they've done really well in other roles - e.g. Cedric Diggory for Pattinson in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire and Joan Jett for Stewart in The Runaways, alongside other Twilight co-star Dakota Fanning (also an awesome actress without being a vampire) as Cherie Currie. 


But I digress. Apart from Spike in Buffy the Vampire Slayer, I've never seen the appeal of vampires as objects of sexual desire. And I still knew that Spike aka William the Bloody, was a monster, in spite of his attractiveness without his "game face". Squirrels are cute too, but you wouldn't want one for a pet, would you? Same principle. Look-y, no touch-y. I know far too much about Twilight than I want to. Damn those girls much younger than me at dance class who adore the series...*sigh* 


Well, at any rate, it should be entertaining at least...according to a classmate, who has watched the movies, they're atrociously bad to the point that you have to laugh at the director and film studio. I saw a trailer for "Red Riding Hood" which is going to be directed by the same director and film studio, and I had to laugh. They did it up like the biggest, trashiest romance novel, to the point that I think they'll soon be in partnership with Harlequin, to turn all their romance novels into films. To be fair, it's a great cash cow - Harlequin is forever expanding and increasing in the number of books they produce. What better way for a studio to make money than to work with the biggest publishing house in the world? Hell, if I'm desperate, I may submit a trashy romance novel idea to Harlequin and get published there first.


Anyways, that's all from me tonight. Thanks for listening.

Saturday, January 29, 2011

21st Century Addiction


A/N: Poem I wrote early this morning, regarding a topic I'm studying in class...

I connect through pixels and IP addresses
No longer with prose and poetry.
A digital cry, a pixilated prayer
For a friendly smile, a warm touch
And a face to face connection this time,
Unmarred by red, green and blue; undeterred by liquid crystal or
low
quality
voice
distortions.

So wrapped up in the digital life,
            Meeting for coffee becomes phone calls, which becomes e-mails and then…
                        Nothing. Nothing at all.

Maybe it’s better that way, though, with those friends.
The digital warring with reality can teach us who is worth breaking free
From
the
hyp-no-sis
that
the
virtual
world
pulls
us
in
to...

ENOUGH.

No more.

It’s time to put it away…
                                                  And really smell the roses.

Hope you liked it. Thanks for listening.

Friday, January 28, 2011

An Artist’s Plea for the World to Understand


A/N: So, I figured that I'd post a poem that I wrote a while back, seeing as I'm not only writing down my thoughts in "prose", but in poetic form too...

Daylight shines and I open my eyes,
I've got an attitude to revise.
I rise from slumber's warm cocoon,
My metamorphosis is over all too soon,
Emerging from the ashes of my rage,
This is the dawning of a coming-of-age.
I’ve been asleep for far too long,
I can truly see what is going on.
My character arc reaching a peak,
Yearning for what my soul seeks.
We live our lives through our art,
We let our heads follow our hearts.
Not idealistic, but we have ideals
That we strive to make real.
But when we look at the world today,
We find ourselves alone amid the decay.
Real beauty in this artificial Eden
Is a rarity that is spread far too thin
And slowly dissolving to ash,
With more importance on cold, hard cash.
Certain people watch, intending to condemn,
But who, may I ask, is watching them?
We fight everyday for the right to be free,
To be able to bring back natural beauty
And to share it with the rest of the world,
But how can we, with our lives so unfurled?
Man does not live by bread and science alone,
He needs color and light to fully grow.
As necessary as it is to breathe in and out,
Our art is like a sip of water in a drought.

I hope you liked it. I just had a conversation with my best female friend over Skype, I'm making headway, slow and steady, with my writing "career", and I'm chilling with my more open-minded family this weekend. So far, no complaints, other than the reading that I have to do tomorrow...and the hope that I'm not going to get yelled at for whatever reason from HK's Skype call tomorrow morning. Anyways, back to writing for me - those poems and short stories may write themselves out in my head, but they won't on the computer.

Thanks for listening.

Sunday, January 16, 2011

Back to School again...

Well, I've finally decided to make headway on this blog. I don't know if anyone out there is reading it or not, but whatever. This is for me. 


I'm hanging out at the Starbucks on Bloor Street West that is the weekly location for coffee with my friends - I say coffee, but not all of us purchase the expensive coffee they serve here. Why bother when you can get BETTER coffee at Tim Horton's? Thank God I'm seated with my back against the wall and facing the counter, because if the employees saw me typing this, I'm certain I'd get the stinkeye, at the very least :P But at any rate, I am here on a Sunday evening because working in my dorm or in Robarts library gets me absolutely nowhere - I tend to be on the Internet more often than not. Today, I've managed to get one of my essays 3/4 done and some difficult reading done, which is more than I've done this whole first week back to class.


I only have one class left over from last semester - Romantic Poetry and Prose. This is followed by 4 other new classes - Critical Methods, which focuses on Adorno and Benjamin's Frankfurt School in terms of pop culture today, Modern Drama to WWII, Drama 1660-1800 and South Asian Politics and Perspectives. That makes two English classes, two Drama-equivalent classes (technically, they're English classes, but I'm converting them to my Drama minor) and one elective class taken because I needed to fill up my breadth requirement. 


It's hard to believe that I'm halfway through my third year at U of T - I love it so much here, I don't want it to end. Soon, I'll be applying to grad schools and then it'll be time to fend for myself in the real world. I'm still trying to figure out how I'm going to convince my conservative parents that I should live in Toronto on my own rather than back with them in Hong Kong. Seriously, if I have to, I might have myself committed. I refuse to live in Hong Kong to work, and then be married off to some "accomplished Sindhi boy from a good Sindhi family". Pass. Seriously, I'd rather not. It's hard enough lying to my parents about my life here in Toronto, considering I told them EVERYTHING growing up - which wasn't a big deal because I hadn't done anything rebellious as a kid. I was the typical good Sindhi daughter. The only thing that my parents disapproved of was my love of all junk food and my career choice of writer, and I twisted it around by giving them false hope that after studying English, I'd move on to Advertising. Ha. 


Now, I'm a bicurious, budding author, poet and actress who does things on occasion that would have my mother ready to bring me back to Hong Kong by the next plane... and I wouldn't change me for the world. Except for the fact that I am, occasionally, insensitive to other people's requests, to the point that I will actually forget if you have specifically asked me to do something and unintentionally disregard it. That has, unfortunately, happened to me recently, and I am paying for it by the lack of friendship on the other person's part - they're quite irritated and upset with me, and I don't blame them. It wasn't my intention to upset them, and they are aware of that, but the fact of the matter is that their request was one that they had specifically asked of me, and I had agreed to. I shouldn't have forgotten. I have no excuse for it, and accept the fact that they are going to be angry with me for a while. However, because of it, my overactive imagination is going insane, bringing my fears to life - what if I'm never forgiven and lose this friendship, along with another's? How can I cope? I hate hurting my friends, why would I do this? I know I have to be patient, because sometimes people take time to forgive others and move on, but it's still hard...


At any rate, it's 8 pm on Sunday, and I have an essay due tomorrow morning, so I better get off this site and back to it.


Thanks for listening. 

Friday, December 24, 2010

Merry Christmas!

I'm on holiday, so I think I'll save the witty titles for when I'm back in "English Specialist" mode.

So far, it's been an alright holiday. I'm chilling on my make-shift bed at 11 am on Christmas morning while my brother snores on the other mattress and the rest of the adults (my folks, aunts and uncle) laugh and joke in that loud Indian fashion that my brother would join in with if he wanted to be awake. In some little way, I kinda wish I was as "Sindhi" as they were so I could be a part of it - but I'm actually glad I'm not. Not because I despise my family or my culture, but because I hate the social conventions that arise in the Sindhi community. To be a Sindhi means you are descended from residents of a province called Sindh, which was slap-bang in the middle of India and Pakistan, when they were one country. Partition rolled around, and the Sindhis had to choose between India and Pakistan. My family chose India and fled there before some members hopped on a plane/boat (not too sure which) and came to Hong Kong. Lots of families did exactly the same thing, and all the descendants of those Sindhis have their own community in Hong Kong, just across the harbor from the actual HK island.

All of them think they're the greatest thing since sliced bread and dress like it too. I'm certain that weddings are just as much for the enormous guest list as it is for the couple getting married - the guests get to parade around in their finest jewels and outfits, and compare them with others'. You're judged constantly as a Sindhi, which makes me exceedingly happy that I am no longer a part of it, having travelled to Toronto for university and obtaining a personality that, while in its pubescent stages, does not require me to be assimilated by the Collective. I wonder if 7 of 9 had this problem when she was no longer a part of the Borg...that's me venturing into geek-mode, which you might notice a lot, but the analogy is valid.

I'm also getting sidetracked. Today is Christmas Day. What does that mean to most people? Lots of food, presents, a tinseled tree, carols, snow, new wool sweaters, candy canes...well, that used to be the case when we were kids, but that's all changed. We have food and we've sung carols at the temple, but as to the rest of it, *buzzer noise*. I mean, the snow thing can't really be helped, but my parents have donned a lovely "bah humbug" attitude to all of it, which I can sort of understand, what with the commercialism of Christmas morphing it into "epic gift purchase" season. However, Christmas, like anything, is what you make of it. To me, Christmas is about the spirit of goodwill and happiness spread to show the recipient how much you care about them. I do this by buying/making gifts for my friends, not because I want something in return, but because of the warm feeling I get by watching them smile upon receiving their gifts. Is that so naive of me? To enjoy Christmas because it's the one time of year where everyone is nice to everyone else? I suppose it's a little idealistic to hope that others feel the same way, but deep down, I'd like to think that's all anyone wants for Christmas - to be with family and the warmth of love and happiness that comes with being together during Christmas, the season of giving.

I'm with family, alright, but there isn't really a "warm and fuzzy" moment to be had, when people are running around looking for presents. I thought that's what they wanted to avoid? I'm content without presents, just to curl up on the sofa with some cake and watch "It's a Wonderful Life" or "RENT" or "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" or even "Nightmare before Christmas" with family, but apparently that's too much to ask. I suppose the lack of warm fuzzies is an indication that I no longer feel like part of the HK Sindhi community, after building a community of friends (and some extended family) back in Toronto that accepts me as I am, and love me for it.

*deep breaths* Okay, I think I'm good. Wait...yeah, I'm good. I'm sorry to seem so self-centered on my first entry, but it's just a lot that I needed to get out - I haven't seen any friends since I got back, except girls that are much younger than me, and it's impossible to rant to anyone here when they won't listen.

Well, that's me done. Thanks for listening.